1. Smoking is cool!
2. It’s okay to hit women
4. All women are either evil, sluts, or both.
5. Evil sluts are awesome, especially if they have rocket launcher motorcycles
6. Stealing nuclear weapons is actually pretty easy.
(Cuz I always sort of thought that would be one of the hardest things in the world)
7. If a chick doesn’t want to do James Bond, she’s a lesbian
(Luckily, this problem can be solved by raping her in a hay barn )
8. Protecting Natalya Sucks
(That bitch can’t shoot worth shit, and it takes her forever to hack that fucking computer)
9. Playing as Odd-Job is Cheap
(Just pick someone else asshole)
10. Roger Moore is Cool
(Cuz I donno, he always seemed kinda like a fag to me)