Author 337

Osamanation: Or How B-Rock Did it Right

Posted in Writings by author337 on May 6, 2011

Pundits on the left and right have been criticizing the Obama administration’s handling of the Osamanation of America’s Public Enemy number one. If you are among the ranks of these people I have one question. You ever killed a terrorist mastermind? Didn’t think so. Sit down, shut up, and read why you’re a douchebag.

B-Rock and his team handled this shit like champs

The left said we needed a trial, the right says we need to see the gruesome picture of Osama’s bullet-faced death stare. Admittedly, it was kind of a Judge Dredd moment of judge, jury and executioner. And don’t get me wrong, I’ll be the first asshole to download the Bin Laden death pic when it inevitably “leaks” (We have the death photos of Che and JFK, so rest assured fellow sickos, we’ll add Osama to our collection sooner or later). That being said, the assassination of Osama bin Laden is a perfect example of how capitol punishment should work. I’m a staunch opponent of the death penalty because it doesn’t work well. We spend tons of money feeding and clothing murderers and sickos while we figure out when and how to kill them. Fuck that. If we really think some fucker should be dead, why waste a minute or a nickel when a gunshot to the head and a couple shovels can take care of the job before the lunch break? In the case of bin laden, we’ve already wasted a decade and billions of dollars hunting this fucker down, so why waste another millisecond or hay-penny on a trial and a last meal? We know all too well what this fucker did and what he deserves. We gave it to him.

After a decade and billions of dollars, why waste another second or cent on this asshole?

As for the fact that Osama was unarmed, I say this: neither were the thousands of innocents he ordered to be slaughtered ten years ago this September. And Osama was no innocent, so who cares what he was doing when we whacked him? Even if he was praying for forgiveness or playing Mario Kart with his grandkids that doesn’t change the fact that he didn’t deserve another minute on this planet.

Hamlet hesitated to bring his foe to justice, and brought about his own demise

In Shakespeare’s tragedy Hamlet, the titular prince has a chance to kill his murderous and treasonous uncle Claudius midway through the play. But evil King Claudius is unarmed and praying for forgiveness at the time, so Hamlet hesitates. Hesitation turned out to be Hamlet’s tragic flaw, and because he hesitated to bring Claudius to justice, he brought apart his own demise. President Barack Obama and his heroic Team Six could have hesitated like the melancholy prince of Denmark, but they did not. And in doing so, Obama proved himself to be a Prince Hal rather than a Prince Hamlet. Prince Hal became the victorious King Henry the Fifth. Hamlet is fucking dead and so are all his friends and family. So villains be warned by the example we have set with the assassination of Osama bin laden. You will not be given mercy or quarter, only justice. I’m proud to be an American this week, I’m proud to have voted for Barack Hussein Obama, and most of all I’m proud not to be one of the whining pussies trying to ruin this awesome moment in American history. But let us not revel in the death of one man, but celebrate the victory of another. Go B-Rock, you rock.


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  1. Shannon Geis said, on May 22, 2011 at 9:44 pm


    I met your Dad at a dinner party last night, and we were discussing your blog. I applaud your interest in politics and conspiracies. I myself lean to the other side. I believe there is evil in the world at the top levels. Look at what we did in countries like Chili with Pinochet and Allende. The 9/11 attacks in New York were planned on the same day that we brought down the democratically elected government there.

    There is a great book called, “Confessions of an Economic Hit Man” that I promise you will love.

    Here is also a video on some ideas why we should have brought Bin Laden in for trial of the USS Cole and the embassy bombing. Also note, that the US never brought charges against Bin Laden for 9/11 because we did not have enough evidence to convict him. I do believe he did it, but we never brought charges against him for it.

    Here is the video from an old Nurenburg guy which you may find interesting:

    On the Kennedy killing, one thing you may enjoy looking at is how he tried to change the US currency from being backed by the Federal Reserve. Lincoln did the same thing. If you look at the dollar, you will find on it, federal reserve note. This is a banking institution that made 11 billion dollars last year and gave the US the rest of the interest. Look up Federal Reserve on Wiki or whatever source you trust.

    Also check out these movies, that are long, hard to understand, but a basis for some upset if you believe them.

    Money as Debt- youtube
    Money Masters- google video



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